| Many people in music; the movies;
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| | Around: Humor can be found around the
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| television; architecture; politics;
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| | house; the workplace and out in the
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| athletes, educators; business people,
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| | streets, too.* Taking Chances With My
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| leave a part of themselves behind...so,
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| | Ideas: As a woodcarver, I always took
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| they can be remembered when they hang up
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| | chances with my ideas, and now with my
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| their sneakers. Wouldn't it be great to
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| | writing, I do the same thing.* It's All
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| be remembered for something other than a
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| | About Making People Happy: I speak for
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| pile of debt?* * *As a woodcarver,
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| | everyone in the United States, when I say
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| I'm out of the art and craft world, and
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| | that we are all looking for the same
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| not out of the writing world, so I have
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| | thing...a quality life!* Nobody Has
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| no background in writing whatsoever. In
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| | Cornered the Market on Ideas: Here, I
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| college, I did not major in English,
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| | give a few examples of my ideas, and how
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| communications or journalism. (I majored
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| | they came about.* I Refused to Raise Two
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| in girls) So, the articles shown here,
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| | "Mama's Boys!": From the time they were
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| are my first attempt to be published on
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| | toddlers, my two boys were going to learn
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| websites and ezines on the Internet,
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| | discipline and responsibility. (No
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| etc.My articles include:* The Two-Headed
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| | spanking)* How I Got Started in Humor:
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| Monster: Halloween night of 1995, was one
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| | The community center took all of us kids
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| of the most funny and entertaining nights
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| | to a picnic one day, and I almost died
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| of my life.* The Stigma Concerning Mental
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| | that dreadful day!* Do I Look Like a
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| Illness Must Be Removed: A house
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| | Rocket Scientist To You?: Some people
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| apartment fire can destroy our lives very
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| | can make the simplest thing...complex and
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| quickly, and any of us would need medical
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| | confusing.* Have You Ever Kissed an
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| mental health treatment.* Discrimination
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| | Ashtray? (Pucker-up!): My ex-wife smoked
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| Against Older Workers (Ageism): In my
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| | for the 19 years we were together, and
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| 40's and 50's at the time, I don't have
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| | there will never be another woman around
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| any doubt that ageism led to my
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| | me who smokes, or I'll just live alone.*
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| downfall.* How I Lost 40 Pounds: I
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| | Politics: Throw the Bums Out!: In 1992,
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| ballooned up to 210 pounds, and afraid of
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| | the American people threw the bums out of
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| diabetes, I knew the weight had to come
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| | Washington and I hope they do it again in
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| off.* You Can't Please Everyone...So,
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| | 2006.* Marriage: Style and Creative
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| Don't Try: There is so much criticism,
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| | Writing: We all have our own
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| jealousy and hate in the world...that all
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| | fingerprint...it is who we are. We all
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| of us have to deal with it in our own
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| | have our own way of writing, too.*
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| way!* AUTO RACING: Ladies...Start Your
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| | Peer-Pressure: It's Everywhere!:
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| Engines: This was a fun piece to write,
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| | Peer-pressure is not just for teen-agers.
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| and I had to stretch my imagination to do
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| | Peer-pressure will follow us all to the
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| it, as 33 women compete at the Indy 500.*
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| | grave, buy those who want us to go a
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| Don't Golf My Way: When someone asks
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| | different direction with our lives.*
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| what my handicap in golf is, I answer,
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| | Hey...Buddy...Can You Spare $100.00 for a
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| "GOLF!"* Ricky's Story: Alcoholism and
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| | Cup of Coffee?: There is so much greed
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| "Tough Love!": I have an alcoholic
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| | and selfishness in the country today!* Do
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| brother, who had to be straightened up
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| | You Have a Fear of Failure?: I think
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| the hard way.* So...You Want To Be Funny,
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| | this is a great story of a woman, who was
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| eh?: I'm one of the funniest guys in the
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| | afraid to get out and sell her art work,
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| country (yeah, right), so if you want to
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| | and finally got the courage to do it.* A
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| be funny, I'll give you a few tips.* My
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| | Feast for the Eyes: The International
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| personalized license plate reads:
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| | Hot-Air Balloon Fiesta: I live in
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| SLOWPOK: In this piece, I explain how
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| | Albuquerque, New Mexico, and for 35
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| the idea for the plate came about.* Humor
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| | years, I've watched one of the most
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| Helps Us All Cope With the Aging Process:
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| | photographed events in the world.* Are we
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| None of us are getting any younger.*
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| | "Fighting Like Cats and Dogs" on the
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| Music: The Beginning of Rock and Roll For
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| | Internet?: Competition is a way of life
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| Me. (1955): It took me 50 years to write
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| | in America.* The Hero's of 9/11 Will
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| this piece.* Sabrina: Another Smoking
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| | Never Be Forgotten: The will and
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| Casualty: A friend of mine, died of
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| | strength of the American people will
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| smoking at a young age of 38, and left a
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| | never be defeated by anyone!There are
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| 14 year old son behind. Shame!* Good
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| | many boomers turning the corner on 60
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| Writing Requirs Good Speling and Gramma:
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| | years of age, and I am one of them.
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| I receeved a terible emale from a felow
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| | Never in my lifetime, could I have
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| one da, and it was ridled with spelling
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| | imagined, that I would have the
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| and grammer erors.* Smoking Sucks: How I
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| | opportunity to express my ideas; show my
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| Quit Smoking: I quit smoking in 1970,
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| | writing pieces to the world on something
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| and I explain how I did it.* The Negative
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| | called the "Internet!" Amazing!A
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| Side of Humor: Unfortunately, humor is
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| | legacy...I can leave of my writings all
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| riddled with the negative, with
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| | over the world on the Internet...until
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| name-calling; put-down of others; ethic
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| | the end of time! I can leave my humor
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| jokes; teasing of others...just to get a
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| | pieces, too! (What humor, Jer?) I can
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| laugh!* The English Language is All
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| | see it all happening to me now! I become
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| "Greek" To Me: Another fun piece to
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| | one of the greatest writers the world has
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| write, and it is a spoof on how difficult
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| | ever known! Parades are held for me all
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| the English language can be.* Just Say
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| | over the country! The networks cover
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| "NO" To Dirty Humor: A few tips I give
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| | this incredible story of rags to riches!
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| to combat the jokesters who thrive on
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| | Talk shows want me on their show...movie
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| dirty humor.* How Humor Helps Me to Cope:
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| | producers are waiting in line...heads of
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| Laughter is the best medicine, and it
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| | state all over the world want me in their
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| has been humor that has helped me to cope
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| | country...the President of the United
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| through my darkest days.* Does Life Begin
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| | States calls! (I'll let him wait)
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| at 40?: Another fun piece...but, you'd
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| | Billionaires are lined up to meet me...I
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| better read this quick...you might not be
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| | become famous over-night...book
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| around long...hurry!* How I Saved My Dog
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| | deals...movie deals...book
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| Daniel: I explain how Daniel swallowed
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| | signings...shout it from the
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| an object, which lodged in his throat,
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| | roof-tops...my 15 minutes of fame...I got
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| and what I did to save him...all in 30
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| | it...A STAR IS BORN...Excuse me...do I
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| seconds!* Laughter is the Best Medicine:
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| | hear laughter? I didn't write this
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| I write a couple of funnies, and explain
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| | piece to be amusing...so, why are we
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| how and why they were written. No, this
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| | laughing...excuse me...My Author's Den:
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| isn't English 101 for dumbos!* Think
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| | Here, you can get additional information
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| Positive: Out With the Negative: I have
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| | about where my articles have been
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| zero tolerance for negative people!*
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| | published (25+ websites), and the latest
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| Life's Embarrassing Moments: I write
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| | news, etc. -
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| about two embarrassing incidents that
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| | Website name; humordoctormd - Over 200
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| happened to my wife and a friend.* The
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| | colorful pages; over 500 graphics
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| "Humor Bug," Catch It...and, Spread It
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| | email; - Copyright; Jerry L.
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