| Many people in music; the movies; television; | | | | Bug," Catch It...and, Spread It Around: Humor can be |
| architecture; politics; athletes, educators; business | | | | found around the house; the workplace and out in |
| people, leave a part of themselves behind...so, they | | | | the streets, too.* Taking Chances With My Ideas: As |
| can be remembered when they hang up their | | | | a woodcarver, I always took chances with my ideas, |
| sneakers. Wouldn't it be great to be remembered for | | | | and now with my writing, I do the same thing.* It's |
| something other than a pile of debt?* * *As a | | | | All About Making People Happy: I speak for everyone |
| woodcarver, I'm out of the art and craft world, and | | | | in the United States, when I say that we are all |
| not out of the writing world, so I have no | | | | looking for the same thing...a quality life!* Nobody Has |
| background in writing whatsoever. In college, I did | | | | Cornered the Market on Ideas: Here, I give a few |
| not major in English, communications or journalism. (I | | | | examples of my ideas, and how they came about.* I |
| majored in girls) So, the articles shown here, are my | | | | Refused to Raise Two "Mama's Boys!": From the time |
| first attempt to be published on websites and ezines | | | | they were toddlers, my two boys were going to |
| on the Internet, etc.My articles include:* The | | | | learn discipline and responsibility. (No spanking)* How I |
| Two-Headed Monster: Halloween night of 1995, was | | | | Got Started in Humor: The community center took all |
| one of the most funny and entertaining nights of my | | | | of us kids to a picnic one day, and I almost died that |
| life.* The Stigma Concerning Mental Illness Must Be | | | | dreadful day!* Do I Look Like a Rocket Scientist To |
| Removed: A house/apartment fire can destroy our | | | | You?: Some people can make the simplest |
| lives very quickly, and any of us would need medical | | | | thing...complex and confusing.* Have You Ever Kissed |
| mental health treatment.* Discrimination Against Older | | | | an Ashtray? (Pucker-up!): My ex-wife smoked for the |
| Workers (Ageism): In my 40's and 50's at the time, I | | | | 19 years we were together, and there will never be |
| don't have any doubt that ageism led to my | | | | another woman around me who smokes, or I'll just |
| downfall.* How I Lost 40 Pounds: I ballooned up to | | | | live alone.* Politics: Throw the Bums Out!: In 1992, the |
| 210 pounds, and afraid of diabetes, I knew the | | | | American people threw the bums out of Washington |
| weight had to come off.* You Can't Please | | | | and I hope they do it again in 2006.* Marriage: Style |
| Everyone...So, Don't Try: There is so much criticism, | | | | and Creative Writing: We all have our own |
| jealousy and hate in the world...that all of us have to | | | | fingerprint...it is who we are. We all have our own |
| deal with it in our own way!* AUTO RACING: | | | | way of writing, too.* Peer-Pressure: It's Everywhere!: |
| Ladies...Start Your Engines: This was a fun piece to | | | | Peer-pressure is not just for teen-agers. |
| write, and I had to stretch my imagination to do it, | | | | Peer-pressure will follow us all to the grave, buy |
| as 33 women compete at the Indy 500.* Don't Golf | | | | those who want us to go a different direction with |
| My Way: When someone asks what my handicap in | | | | our lives.* Hey...Buddy...Can You Spare $100.00 for a |
| golf is, I answer, "GOLF!"* Ricky's Story: Alcoholism | | | | Cup of Coffee?: There is so much greed and |
| and "Tough Love!": I have an alcoholic brother, who | | | | selfishness in the country today!* Do You Have a |
| had to be straightened up the hard way.* So...You | | | | Fear of Failure?: I think this is a great story of a |
| Want To Be Funny, eh?: I'm one of the funniest guys | | | | woman, who was afraid to get out and sell her art |
| in the country (yeah, right), so if you want to be | | | | work, and finally got the courage to do it.* A Feast |
| funny, I'll give you a few tips.* My personalized | | | | for the Eyes: The International Hot-Air Balloon Fiesta: |
| license plate reads: SLOWPOK: In this piece, I explain | | | | I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and for 35 years, |
| how the idea for the plate came about.* Humor | | | | I've watched one of the most photographed events |
| Helps Us All Cope With the Aging Process: None of | | | | in the world.* Are we "Fighting Like Cats and Dogs" |
| us are getting any younger.* Music: The Beginning of | | | | on the Internet?: Competition is a way of life in |
| Rock and Roll For Me. (1955): It took me 50 years to | | | | America.* The Hero's of 9/11 Will Never Be |
| write this piece.* Sabrina: Another Smoking Casualty: | | | | Forgotten: The will and strength of the American |
| A friend of mine, died of smoking at a young age of | | | | people will never be defeated by anyone!There are |
| 38, and left a 14 year old son behind. Shame!* Good | | | | many boomers turning the corner on 60 years of |
| Writing Requirs Good Speling and Gramma: I | | | | age, and I am one of them. Never in my lifetime, |
| receeved a terible emale from a felow one da, and it | | | | could I have imagined, that I would have the |
| was ridled with spelling and grammer erors.* Smoking | | | | opportunity to express my ideas; show my writing |
| Sucks: How I Quit Smoking: I quit smoking in 1970, | | | | pieces to the world on something called the |
| and I explain how I did it.* The Negative Side of | | | | "Internet!" Amazing!A legacy...I can leave of my |
| Humor: Unfortunately, humor is riddled with the | | | | writings all over the world on the Internet...until the |
| negative, with name-calling; put-down of others; ethic | | | | end of time! I can leave my humor pieces, too! |
| jokes; teasing of others...just to get a laugh!* The | | | | (What humor, Jer?) I can see it all happening to me |
| English Language is All "Greek" To Me: Another fun | | | | now! I become one of the greatest writers the world |
| piece to write, and it is a spoof on how difficult the | | | | has ever known! Parades are held for me all over the |
| English language can be.* Just Say "NO" To Dirty | | | | country! The networks cover this incredible story of |
| Humor: A few tips I give to combat the jokesters | | | | rags to riches! Talk shows want me on their |
| who thrive on dirty humor.* How Humor Helps Me to | | | | show...movie producers are waiting in line...heads of |
| Cope: Laughter is the best medicine, and it has been | | | | state all over the world want me in their country...the |
| humor that has helped me to cope through my | | | | President of the United States calls! (I'll let him wait) |
| darkest days.* Does Life Begin at 40?: Another fun | | | | Billionaires are lined up to meet me...I become famous |
| piece...but, you'd better read this quick...you might not | | | | over-night...book deals...movie deals...book |
| be around long...hurry!* How I Saved My Dog Daniel: I | | | | signings...shout it from the roof-tops...my 15 minutes |
| explain how Daniel swallowed an object, which lodged | | | | of fame...I got it...A STAR IS BORN...Excuse me...do I |
| in his throat, and what I did to save him...all in 30 | | | | hear laughter? I didn't write this piece to be |
| seconds!* Laughter is the Best Medicine: I write a | | | | amusing...so, why are we laughing...excuse me...My |
| couple of funnies, and explain how and why they | | | | Author's Den: Here, you can get additional information |
| were written. No, this isn't English 101 for dumbos!* | | | | about where my articles have been published (25+ |
| Think Positive: Out With the Negative: I have zero | | | | websites), and the latest news, etc. - |
| tolerance for negative people!* Life's Embarrassing | | | | Website name; humordoctormd - Over 200 colorful |
| Moments: I write about two embarrassing incidents | | | | pages; over 500 graphics |
| that happened to my wife and a friend.* The "Humor | | | | email; - Copyright; Jerry L. |